CURRENTLY: V-DAY

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VALENTINE'S DAY—MY 83RD FAVORITE HOLIDAY. IT'S THE ONE TIME A YEAR WHERE MY THRONGS OF FANS GET TO TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY LOVE AND MISS ME ON SNAPCHAT WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE TOTAL DIVS.

 
 
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With all this love in the air, this black get-up encompasses just how little more my soul can take. You might be thinking—great, another guy who thinks he's above feelings and love and hates a holiday specifically celebrating those things—but I'm just indifferent about Valentine's Day. Also, didn't St. Valentine get his head totally chopped off?